Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Things I Kinda Love/Hate: Kim Zolciak

I have a love hate relationship with Kim. She's on her own planet and you can take that as a good or bad thing.

She's also a hustler...I mean look at everything she has! Poppa! Popppa! Popppppa! Update: I think I love her now, just because of her Hustle.

Questions I have: 1. What does her real hair look like? 2. What does her ex-husband look like? 3. What size is dress she? 4. Did she really go to nursing school? 5. How many wigs does she own? All of these questions matter!





Nice Tummy

Things I Love: Leslie and the Lys

LESLIE!!! I had the pleasure of seeing her perform live in Wisconsin. I was in full effect yo, I bedazzled a Leopard sweater and wore a dope Leslie wig. FAB! Here's some cool Leslie photoz and my favorite song: Gem Sweaters. I ain't READY!







Things I Love: Marc Jacobs!

I cant afford many things, a house, a car, a NYC party life...but I do enjoy a little Marc Jacobs. His clothes are perfect for every body type. Every article of Marc Jacobs I own is completely different, and they fit me just right. Agaom, his sizes are true and they FEEL JUST Riiight. I love when he does bright colors, I feel like he had women of color in mind...just saying...Some of my faves...




Monday, November 8, 2010

Things I Love: Pearls!!!

I wear pearls everyday...for real. They are so classic and go with anything....ahh pearls :)



Things I Love: Shakira's Abs

I Love her too, but I'm obsessed with her abs. They look different in every picture, but flawless none the less.














Shakie attributes her abs to belly dancing, which she has done for years. Maybe I need to step my belly dancing game up. Yessir...

Things I Hate: It's clear that you had plastic surgery

Since the clowns below clearly had bad plastic surgery, that brings me to another thing I hate. Why cant celebs age gracefully, loose weight on their own, wear a push up bra. Obviously they have some insecurities, but why have it permanently have it written on your face???

The Victims:

 Hill Looks like the Joker...Poor Nikki
Is this what she wanted her belly to look like???

 Yikes! Lark looks, wow, not like Lisa Turtle...Madge....geez.