Things I Hate: It's clear that you had plastic surgery

Since the clowns below clearly had bad plastic surgery, that brings me to another thing I hate. Why cant celebs age gracefully, loose weight on their own, wear a push up bra. Obviously they have some insecurities, but why have it permanently have it written on your face???

The Victims:

 Hill Looks like the Joker...Poor Nikki

Is this what she wanted her belly to look like???

 Yikes! Lark looks, wow, not like Lisa Turtle...Madge....geez.