Things I LOVE: 1980's Chanel 2.55

Enjoy!

Things I Kinda Love/Hate: Kim Zolciak

I have a love hate relationship with Kim. She's on her own planet and you can take that as a good or bad thing.

She's also a hustler...I mean look at everything she has! Poppa! Popppa! Popppppa! Update: I think I love her now, just because of her Hustle.

Questions I have: 1. What does her real hair look like? 2. What does her ex-husband look like? 3. What size is dress she? 4. Did she really go to nursing school? 5. How many wigs does she own? All of these questions matter!

Nice Tummy

Things I Love: Leslie and the Lys

LESLIE!!! I had the pleasure of seeing her perform live in Wisconsin. I was in full effect yo, I bedazzled a Leopard sweater and wore a dope Leslie wig. FAB! Here's some cool Leslie photoz and my favorite song: Gem Sweaters. I ain't READY!

Sing-Alongs
Tags: Atom.com,Atom Originals,Atom Blog,Upload Videos

Things I Love: Marc Jacobs!

I cant afford many things, a house, a car, a NYC party life...but I do enjoy a little Marc Jacobs. His clothes are perfect for every body type. Every article of Marc Jacobs I own is completely different, and they fit me just right. Agaom, his sizes are true and they FEEL JUST Riiight. I love when he does bright colors, I feel like he had women of color in mind...just saying...Some of my faves...

Things I Love: Pearls!!!

I wear pearls everyday...for real. They are so classic and go with anything....ahh pearls :)

Things I Love: Shakira's Abs

I Love her too, but I'm obsessed with her abs. They look different in every picture, but flawless none the less.

Shakie attributes her abs to belly dancing, which she has done for years. Maybe I need to step my belly dancing game up. Yessir...

Things I Hate: It's clear that you had plastic surgery

Since the clowns below clearly had bad plastic surgery, that brings me to another thing I hate. Why cant celebs age gracefully, loose weight on their own, wear a push up bra. Obviously they have some insecurities, but why have it permanently have it written on your face???

The Victims:

 Hill Looks like the Joker...Poor Nikki

Is this what she wanted her belly to look like???

 Yikes! Lark looks, wow, not like Lisa Turtle...Madge....geez.

Things I Hate: Clowns

Not the Circus, Birthday, Horror Clowns...

I'm talking about the real-life people who are completely fooling themselves and continue to try to fool us!

I've met a few "Clowns" in my day and they are hilarious! Not in a good way.

Few Celeb Clowns:

What a Herb. Caroline Mazzo called her out on being a Clown on last season's RHONJ finale. Danielle Staub, may she rest in peace, is the crowned the "Classic Clown" She isn't fooling anyone but herself. Cheers!

Next!

Heidi, oh Heidi. I really feel bad for you. I think you have actually been brain-washed, like for real. You look like a clown to hide whats really going on. Your career is over, please go back home to your mom. XOXO

I googled Celeb Clowns and this came up...fitting

Things I Love: Crazy People

All he wanted was a $5 Footlong...

Things I Love: YouTube!!!

Duh! Everyone loves Youtube. Here are some of my Faves :)

1. My Friend Kapi-Ku's debut Single


2. I know every word...


3. This never gets old to me....

Things I Love: A Royal Wedding

LOL at the 0:55 mark

Things I Love: A Royal Wedding

Classic. The dress. The affair with Camilla a day Before. The Crown. Classic

Things I Love: Wong Kar-Wai Films

2046 is my favorite. *Please see that movie if you hadn't already.* In the Mood for Love and Days of Being Wild are dope as well. 

Side Note* Tony Leung is in 7 out of 11 Kar-Wai films. Genius...if it aint broke, dont fix it!

I'm not a film critic but heres what I love:  1.All of his films are ascetically pleasing. His films are just effing beautiful to watch. 2. He always have beautiful women in his film...thats a cliche,  but the women are breathtaking and REALLY Good Actresses...no Scarlet Johanssens. 3. Costumes, they "make" a movie for me, and his films use them really well. 

Can't wait to see The Grand Master, staring, you guessed it,...Tony Leung.

Things I Love: Beyonce

I Think that If I met Beyonce, I would be speechless. No one has "taken my breath away" persay but I'm pretty sure she would. A friend of mine works at ABC Kitchen and he said that when Beyonce entered the restaurant it was as if she was floating on air. I believe it. My favorite photos of Beyonce are definitely the candids.

Things I Love: The Office

I get excited when I hear the Theme Song. It's such a great show. Steve Carell is a comedic genius.  I've read that though the show is scripted, Steve and Rainn Wilson, Improv 90% percent of the time
( maybe not 90% but close to that...)
I'm also obsessed with Jim and Pam's relationship.Completely Obsessed. Season 1 was the best, ah the "Casino Night" episode! Classic. I wonder if anything popped off btwn John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer in real Life....hmmmm.


Side Note: I watched the British Office as well and I cant decide which version I love more. Ricky Gervais is hilarious and he obviously has influence over the US Version, but I still like them equally.

Thanks to Netflix, Ive been watching the US Version from start to finish and I'm on Season 5. Whoo Hoo!

Update: Jim and Pam have a baby!

Things I Love: Victoria Beckham

She's so Major in every way. I love how she looks fabulous in every way with Three Boyz. If I had money like her I would too, just saying. One thing though, VB, you are so skinny! Why? Becks likes Fried Chicken, Hip-Hop, Cars, and....Skinny Women??? that doesn't add up to me.